{"id":2271,"date":"2013-01-17T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T09:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2013-01-19T22:16:40","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T22:16:40","slug":"dont-cry-for-me-argentina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Cry for Me Argentina&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;The truth is, I\u2019ve been quite happy<br \/>\nOn an estancia<br \/>\nNear Buenos Aires<br \/>\nJust riding horses\u2026..and eating sausage<\/p>\n<p>A key part of Argentina\u2019s heritage, estancias are the big old farm estates where Argentinian cattle are lovingly reared on an all grass diet to make them into the tastiest beasts in town. Believe it or not (and this is a Lonely Planet stat so maybe take it with some salt), Argentines each consume on average about 70 kilos of beef per year. That\u2019s a lot of cow. Meat is something of a religion here and the cow is certainly pretty dominant in the national identity.<\/p>\n<p>So we figured we\u2019d best go see these cows on their home ground, as it were, by means of a visit to a working estancia, where the farmhouse has kindly been converted into a pretty darn luxurious hotel whilst still retaining the feel of a family house (helped not a little by the eight dogs lolling around the place and generally making a nuisance of themselves).<\/p>\n<p>Life on the estancia is tough:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Get up, leisurely breakfast.<\/li>\n<li>Horse ride round the estate to go look at the cows (fat, glossy, happy). There\u2019s bulls too, which apparently are far too chilled out to be considered dangerous. The gaucho (yes, a real live gaucho, with a beret and EVERYTHING) laughingly told me that the bees were far more of a menace. You can take the girl outta the city\u2026..<\/li>\n<li>Laze round the pool and maybe even do a bit of hardcore swimming \/ yoga to try and create room in your poor beleaguered tummy before<\/li>\n<li>Lunch. This will last most of the rest of the day, being a multi course grill extravaganza. Grilled pig (chorizo, blood sausage). Grilled chicken. Grilled cow (any cut you can think, of). Grilled lamb. If there happened to be any road kill that day, they\u2019d probably chuck that on the grill too. Wash all the above down with some good local plonk and try not to doze off<\/li>\n<li>Horse show. This was one of the weirdest things I\u2019ve seen horse wise &#8211; basically a horse \/ gaucho bonding thang where they get the horse to lie down with them, then sort of stretch out the horse\u2019s legs for it whilst it\u2019s lying on its back. Check out the photos, they kind of do it more justice than I can<\/li>\n<li>You must be pretty hungry \/ thirsty by now. Time for a light 3 course supper with some more plonk<\/li>\n<li>Bed. You need it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Repeat until full relaxation is achieved. Took all of about 45 minutes for us!<br \/>\nWhat can I say. This traveling gig can be a pretty tough job at times, but someone\u2019s gotta do it.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2271 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/o-786\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/01.-Ahhh.....so-sleepy.-Good-job-theres-a-nice-horse-to-rest-on-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Ahhh.....so sleepy. Good job there&#039;s a nice horse to rest on\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-2345\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-2345'>\n\t\t\t\tAhhh&#8230;..so sleepy.  Good job there&#8217;s a nice horse to rest on\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/o-787\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/02.-Told-you-it-was-kinda-weird-this-whole-horse-whispering-thing-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Told you it was kinda weird this whole horse whispering thing\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-2346\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-2346'>\n\t\t\t\tTold you it was kinda weird this whole horse whispering thing\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/o-788\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/03.-I-mean-seriously-would-you-e1358633741112-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"I mean, seriously - would you?\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-2347\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-2347'>\n\t\t\t\tI mean, seriously &#8211; would you?\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/o-789\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/04.-Gotta-be-a-bit-of-a-loon-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Gotta be a bit of a loon. Cool though\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-2348\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-2348'>\n\t\t\t\tGotta be a bit of a loon.  Cool though\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;The truth is, I\u2019ve been quite happy On an estancia Near Buenos Aires Just riding horses\u2026..and eating sausage A key part of Argentina\u2019s heritage, estancias are the big old farm estates where Argentinian cattle are lovingly reared on an all &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/2013\/01\/dont-cry-for-me-argentina\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2340,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.viggers.com\/roundtheworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}